honky tonk badonkadonk in Tokyo

ah, another united airlines goody.

so, i've boarded my 747 in narita, japan. luckily my upgrade went through and i'm up top in 15d, where they got the music playing before boarding. i grab my blanket and prepare for a 12 hour nap and kirin/sake detox, when i notice what's playing. it's united launching their on-board XM radio featuring the highway 16 channel! woo hoo! and here i am, in tokyo, on a plane with half americans, half japanese people, listening to none other than that trace adkins song about some woman's ass. welcome back to the US of A!

here's a sampling:

Now Honey, you can't blame her

For what her mama gave her

It ain't right to hate her

For workin' that money-maker

Band shuts down at two

But we're hangin' out till three

We hate to see her go

But love to watch her leave

With that honky tonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong

And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law

Get the Sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

With that honky tonk badonkadonk