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How to Write a Movie Review

1) Go here.

2) Drop all your current pretenses and vain, nervy ticks. Write like this.

3) Keep referring back to this any time you think you're starting to get cute.

4) Lather, rinse, repeat.

(Thanks for the link, Mr. Alan Asper, wherever you are.)

Posted by Matt Shobe on February 9, 2007 10:24 AM |

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