Unable to agree on who is actually uglier, Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf and India's Prime Minister Vajpayee are finally working toward some common ground.
Said Musharraf, "While I have believed for years that I am by far the more hideous creature, we must all recognize that Vajpayee has that weird line on the left side of his face and ears the size of Scandanavia".
Atal Vajpayee was quick to similarly chide his nuclear rival. "Pervez is being modest, or perhaps immodest, depending on your perspective. The people of India would also like to acknowledge Musharraf's 'Dance Fever' hairstyle and extraordinarily low "mouth size to overall face size" ratio. The Erik Estrada sunglasses are a nice touch as well".
Posted by Dick at January 6, 2004 10:10 AM | TrackBack
