February 02, 2004

Name Your Company

So, you're starting a technology company. You've got to give it a name. You could rack your brain for hours, hire a very expensive "naming" consultancy to help you pick out a name (also known as the Verizon route...it's a combination of Veritas and Horizon, GET IT?), or you can use my simple and handy list below. Simply pick one item from the beginning list and one from the ending list, and smush them together. Your new company name will sound flashy, high tech, and impress potential investors with its unlimited possibilities. you're welcome.

Beginning
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Abrax
Lobrev
Ether
Hori
Agil
Free
Core
Woo
Glob

Ending
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iant
ent
alon
iolis
ity
Hoo
Networks

There are some exciting companies in there, no? Who wouldn't want a job at Abraxity, Horient, or Corealon.

Posted by Dick at February 2, 2004 10:55 AM | TrackBack
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You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form. The
short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which
means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation
expert to distinguish between their first and last names. Here's the
complete text:

"(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT)
(2) How much did we here at the government take out? (AMOUNT)
(3) Hey! Sounds like we took too much! So we're going to
send an official government check for (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF
THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the (YOUR LAST NAME)
household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to spend in any way
you please! Which just goes to show you, (YOUR FIRST
NAME), that it pays to file the short form!"

The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your
money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form.
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
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