Drenching the coach
A quick observation: most college football players wouldn't think twice about dumping the gatorade tank on their coach after a big win (see Barry Alvarez and Wisconsin over Auburn -- nice career finish, Barry!). That's great. But if JoePa takes care of Notre Dame FSU tonight, I think it's 30:1 against the Nittany Lions tossing a cooler in Paterno's direction. No one could bear the possibility of just plain ending the guy in a traditional moment of celebration, right?
Then again, one of his lineman accidentally knocked him on his butt in pregame warmup drills earlier this season and he got right back up. He might just be tougher than that.