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The competition for worst movie of the 21st century is over. On the plane back from Las Vegas yesterday, I was forced to sit through "Legally Blonde 2: Red, white, and blonde". I say I was forced to watch it, because the elderly couple next to me was watching it, and apparently both unaware that he had headphones on AND that his wife was watching the same thing, the husband would frequently yell things like "The Senator's Dog is GAY! HAHA!!" in the direction of his wife. Thus, unable to finish a great book i was reading, and not wanting to yell at old people, for which you can go to dante's third ring of hell, i threw on the headphones and viewed along.

here's my review: Reese Goes to Washington. We discover that, beneath a very very thin veneer of protocol, politics in DC largely functions EXACTLY like a sorority! Isn't that cool? How FUN! But how on earth will Reese figure out to puncture this veneer of propriety and protocol that prevents people from doing the right thing and allows bureacracy and EEEEEEVIL to propogate through the legislative halls of our great land? well, i don't want to spoil the whole movie for you! But guess what? The really cool and honest Legislator that Reese goes to work for? She's kind of EEEEEEVIL!

Anyway, this film definitely proves an emerging trend: United Airlines has launched a new brand of in-flight viewing that I can only call Shitainment. The last three movies i've had the misfortune of watching on United were this, Hollywood Homicide, and Drumline. I won't bother to link to the IMBD entries for these as I would prefer to prevent anybody else from watching them. That's my civic duty for the day. Hey United, just show Casablanca or something on ALL your planes ALL the time. You can still save money and it will be funnier when the old guy yells: "HAHAHA HE SAID HE CAME HERE FOR THE WATERS!! HAAAAH!!!"