I Need More Balloons!
This was the funniest thing I've seen/heard on television in a long time. After watching Kerry's speech on CNN (that wasn't funny, just painfully awkward), it was time for balloons and confetti. For some unfathomable reason, CNN was mixing the audio of the convention director into the broadcast.
"Jesus, we need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddamn. No confetti. No confetti. No confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons?" Eventually the director of the event lost his cool and voiced his frustration by shouting, "All balloons - where the hell - there's nothing falling. . . What the fuck are you guys doing up there?"
Couldn't stop laughing. Check out the article for a link to the actual audio.
Source: The Surprise of the Night at Democratic Convention: Balloons