Why you shouldn't keep a wifi laptop near the TV
Against all better judgment, I chose to visit Chicken Fight.com after seeing that mostly-ridiculous yet mildly amusing Burger King commercial promoting two new sandwiches. What you'll find at the site is a remarkably lengthy video of the actual "fight" (don't worry, I wouldn't dare spoil it for you), a gimpy vote-for-your-favorite feature and some legalese that makes the mind wobble:
"No real chickens were harmed in the making of this advertising campaign. Burger King Corporation does not endorse or condone animal cruelty in any way including chicken fighting. The chicken characters featured in this advertising campaign are just actors wearing a chicken costume."
Isn't Burger King's business, uhm, based on industrialized cruelty to lots and lots of tender, plump and juicy chicken?
Also, does BK really need to run the chicken costume disclosure language? What, PETA's that all up in your heads that you think the costumes are gonna trigger nationwide picketing in the drive-thru lanes?