New Yorker Caption Contest: My Entry
A couple of weeks ago, I posted about the The New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest officially closed yesterday. For review, here's the cartoon:
Here's my entry: "I can't in good conscience recommend the hand rolls tonight."
My runners-up:
"Well, the tuna never takes it personally. Try that."
"Yes, ever since we were kids. Honestly, he hasn't given it much thought."
"Work release program. It was either this, or menace the shipping lanes."
"Extra wasabi? Won't make much difference either way."
"The special requires real teamwork to bring to the table."