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Liv Tyler Day

We're having Liv Tyler day tonight at my house. Couple things have gone tragically wrong. First, I forgot to tell my family and Liv Tyler, so really, it's shaping up to be a total disaster, and I should just cut my losses, but I've been planning it for about 4 months. So, crap, well, there's probably no chance now that Liv Tyler will come over for dinner since there are only really 6 hours or so for her to buy a gown, fly to chicago, download the mapquest directions to my place, and whatnot. I did get the number of a limo company that could give her a lift from o'hare - that might help. Bigger problem though is that i didn't tell my family. So, first of all, Lorin doesn't know that we might have people over for dinner, and maybe she's not even planning on being around for dinner tonight. How gay would that be if it was just me and liv tyler and the kids...man, i would feel like a total loser. Maybe I should just go to one of those all-time-dorkfest lord of the rings openings and find somebody dressed up as the elf queen that liv tyler plays. Nah..... Nah, that would suck too...those people are total freaks. That person would invite like 20 guys over who are dressed up as "sam the hobbit" and they would all scare the shit out of my two year old. Plus, can't have 20 fat guys running around my house on liv tyler day...that's just not what the plan was, that's not at all the spirit of liv tyler day. I did buy some vegetable somosas last time I was at the store in case she's a vegetarian. you know, i mean the real liv tyler, not the lord of the rings dress-up freak person. I don't care if that person's a vegetarian. I really gotta get my act together on this next year...i'm just not a logistics person i guess.