Pirates of the Caribbean
When I first heard that this movie was coming out, I thought "Oh great, now Disney's creating movies from amusement park rides? What's next ... Space Mountain? Haunted Mansion? Swiss Family Robinson?" But then I heard from some people that "Pirates" was actually a good movie ... I foolishly allowed my hopes to rise. That was a mistake. They ONLY reason to see this movie is for Johnny Depp's "Keith Richards as drag queen" interpretation of his pirate role. That's it ... the only reason to see this movie. Well, and to see Keira Knightley ... okay, those are the ONLY two reasons to see this movie.